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"How to rid an otherwise lovely left hand of an unsightly wart!"
Sarah Reilly
Russellville, Arkansas USA
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1. Before bed, soak a cotton ball in apple cider vinegar.
2. Affix the damp cotton ball to your wart with tape or an adhesive bandage.
3. Apologize to your lover for smelling like pickles, love, sleep, dream.
4. Wake up & notice that your wart appears to be rotting. Cover your even grosser looking wart with a bandage...or flaunt it.
5. Go about your daily business, giving your wart a break until bedtime.
6. Repeat steps until your wart falls off.
7. Admire your wartless hand. Apply some vitamin E oil if you scar easily.
Your wart will probably be gone within 48 hours. So it goes.
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