Learning To Love You More
HELLO ASSIGNMENTS DISPLAYS LOVE GRANTS REPORTS SELECTIONS OLIVERS BOOK

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Assignment #37
Write down a recent argument.

Rachel
Milford, Connecticut USA

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As we pull up to the drive thru window
Me: You shoulda got a 5 piece for yourself
Him: I'll just steal one from yours
Me: No, cuz then I'll only have 2 pieces left
Him: You'll have four pieces left. I got you a 5 piece
Me: (feeling dumb) oh ya
(Give exact change then drive off)
Me: WHAT the HELL, the gave me a 3 piece instead of a FIVE!
Him: Are you sure?!
Me: Yes, I'm sure!
Him: Well, what does a three piece look like as opposed to a five piece?
Me: (sarcastic) ahhh, it has three pieces in it as opposed to five
Him: I meant the packaging...did you look inside the box?!
Me: YES, I'm not a retard!...but I'm starting to think YOU are... what did you pay for?
Him: Where's the receipt?
Me: I don't know, there isn't one
(loops car around, goes inside, comes back with 5 piece)
Me: Thank-you Dear... you want one? (starting to laugh)
Him: ya (smiling)
Me: (starting to laugh) Now see? It says 5 right on the box
Him: (trying not to laugh) You know what I meant when I asked you that