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Joel Parsons
Memphis, Tennessee USA
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REPORTS:
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(Joel and Kris pull up to the drive-through window at McDonalds to pick up their food - a spicy chicken sandwich value meal and a juice box. It is brisk and dark outside.)
Joel (to the liar at the window): Can I get some sweet and sour sauce?
Liar: (disinterestedly) Its in the bag.
Joel: There's sweet and sour in the bag already? Wow. Thanks.
(Joel pulls the car about two feet forward, slams on brakes)
Joel: (to Kris) Is there sauce in the bag?
Kris: (checks bag) No.
Joel: (with window still down and Liar still hanging her head out the window, yelling gutterally) THAT BITCH!
Liar: (Hearing Joel and becoming angry, yells unintelligably out the window for a short period of time, waving fist "youwancom back here etc.")
Joel and Kris stare at her throughthe rearview mirror.
silence
Joel: (sticking head out car window and yelling back at her) There's no sauce in the bag!
(Joel and Kris speed away)
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