Sharon Joon selects:
May 10, 2006
Write down a recent argument.
New York, New York USA
Me: What are you talking about? You've been telling me my whole life that she's gay!
Mom: No i have NOT!
Sister: Mom, you totally have. You always said that she had an alternative lifestyle and that she was a lesbian.
Mom: I NEVER said that! She is NOT gay!
Me: Mom, it's not like we care. God knows I probably know more gay and bi people than i do straight people. I just dont understand why you're changing your story all of the sudden!
Mom: I'm not changing anything, I don't have any idea where you guys got this from.
Sister: Dad? You always said it too! Isn't she gay?
Mom: He doesn't know! He just says things.
Dad: ...shes a dyke.
Dad: ...You asked.