ASSIGNMENTS:
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Adam Zielke
Milwaukee, Wisconsin USA
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REPORTS:
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Age 1: Don't try to jump off the mini trampoline because you will break your ankle and you'll have to start crawling again.
Age 5: Don't try to jump off the exercise bike on to the bed because it will hurt your face.
Age 13: Don't skip class to smoke with your friends, you will get caught.
Age 14: Buy an ESP Explorer guitar because Gibson will threaten to sue ESP for making theirs look too much like the Gibson Explorer and then be forced to stop making them.
Age 15: Don't hit that jump while knee-boarding on the river. It will hurt a lot.
Age 16: Do more snowboard competitions because you could get a good sponser.
Age 18: Don't date Kate, she sucks. Try to date Lindsey, she will treat you way better.
Age 18: Take a chance with your band and make an album in New York. College can wait.
Age 19: Don't go back to Riverside, even though you'll be a supervisor. It is not worth dealing with the angry parents.
Age 20: Spend more time with your Dad while he's sick and tell him you love him. College can wait.
Age 20: Don't live with those 3 girls even if you have 2 other guy roommates because because they will drive you completely nuts and you won't think they're hot anymore.
Age 22: Don't drunk dial girls that you used to date but are friends with now to rip on their current boyfriends. She will never talk to you again.
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