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Nadiya Wilson
Brooklyn, New York USA
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Advice to me at age 16:
1. When Grace offers to teach you how to purge, say no thanks.
2. When Dave kisses you in the yearbook office, kiss him back. He is a nice guy who really likes you and you like him too. (You just don't realize it.)
3. When you are driving to your driver's license test in a borrowed car and see Matt at the bus stop, don't wave at him. You don't really know how to drive yet and if you wave you'll swerve and almost hit him.
4. Frosh year of college, when Laura makes fun of you for being a bad pool player, don't throw a glass of water in her face. This will just make you look bad.
5. When Chicken Man gets mad at you for not having sex with him, don't feel guilty about it. He's a jerk. When you make out with Nate and he wants to have sex, go for it.
6. When you go to Germany on exchange, don't drink so much the last night, or you'll be terribly hungover and vomit in the aisle of the Lufthansa.
7. Learn how to look in the mirror and like what you see. It's a huge waste of time not to do this until you're 30.
8. Don't wash your hair every day. You have curly hair and shampoo dries it out. Wash every three days, never brush it, and use anti-frizz lotion.
9. Don't be so mean to Val. When she grows up to be socially awkward you'll always wonder if it is partially your fault.
10. Go abroad during college. Vin is the love of your life, but if you don't go away you'll always regret it.
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