ASSIGNMENTS:
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Sarah Warren
Olympia, Washington USA
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REPORTS:
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Advice to Sarah at 7:
1. It's okay to read at recess. You are totally justified in thinking that socializing is pointless when you move around so much. You will AMAZING friends later.
Advice to Sarah at 8:
2. Tell Dad to fuck off and be more adamant about advocating for yourself in court.
3. Tell mom to calm down on the braces shit while you have your baby teeth, the new ones will just grow in crooked anyway.
Advice to Sarah at 12:
4. Don't throw away all the notebooks you hid in the dishwasher, you will regret throwing away your writing (and cabbage patch dolls) later
Advice to Sarah at 13:
5. The empty space that takes over more and more is something to be explored and transformed, not medicated.
Advice to Sarah at 14:
6. Don't waste your time with the jesus shit. Even though giving a bj in the church parking lot is retrospectively hilarious.
Advice to Sarah at 15:
7. No Doubt is not the best band of all times. There are closer things to feminism than Gwen Stefani. See: riot grrl
Advice to Sarah at 17:
8. It will all blow over with mom in like, a year. She will love Jeff and your curfew will be nonexistent. Lay low or lie more.
Advice to Sarah at 19:
9. Don't miss your flight to Barcelona. Communicate responsibly with Jeff about why you're breaking up. Lay off the sauce and meaningless sex and take the opportunity of Olympia to go it alone.
Advice to Sarah at 20:
10. Save your love for someone appropriate, i.e. GAY. You are worth it.
Advice to Sarah at 21:
11. She will say yes.
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