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Alessandra Rizzotti
Silverlake, California USA
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Advice to Alessandra Rizzotti at Age 21
You should be performing a one-woman show entitled "What a Fuck Up." If you ever think that Ben is going to be yours, think again. He loves Joy. Don't try to be friends with Joy. She hates you. You were dumb to cut your hair like a boy because Ben made you mad. Make sure you know you're too good for flakes named Michael or Justin. They'd be bad rebounds anyways. Write six-word memoirs to heal the heartbreak. You're so fabulous it hurts some secret admirer (that you don't know about).
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