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Patricia Pac
Brooklyn, New York USA
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REPORTS:
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Advice to Patricia, age 19
1-Don't go out on a date with Robert; trust your instinct on this one.
Advice to Patricia, age 20
2-Under no circumstance should you begin an exclusive relationship with Robert.
3-Don't abandon your friends for him. His ex-girlfriend was right: he is jealous. And possessive. And controlling.
Advice to Patricia, age 21
4-When he asks you to marry him, don't you dare to say yes just because you're in Mexico and the moon is full.
Advice to Patricia, age 22
5-Don't agree to moving out to Long Island, NY just because he needs a house with lots of room for his stuff. Any guy with three cats and an extensive collection of toys as his should be locked up. Or castrated.
Advice to Patricia, age 23
6-Don't help him to buy a house with all of your savings. He won't ever want to give it back to you. Don't move in with him! Stay in Brooklyn. Brooklyn is good. Brooklyn is safe.
Advice to Patricia, age 24
7-Move out of Long Island!!! And hold onto the rail when he pushes you down the stairs. Hold onto your engagement ring until he pays you back.
Advice to Patricia, age 25
8-Skip Boston and head to Chicago where there's the finest man waiting for you.
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