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Katie Mills
West Hollywood, California USA
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Advice to Katie Mills at Thirteen:
1. Don't kiss Tom on the night before you leave to go back to America. You'll spend four years chalking him up to the only boy who ever really knew you, when really, he is just some stoner surfer boy who said pretty things when he was hallucinating on shrooms.
2. Don't skip out on the Valentine's day dance. You'll miss Leslie and Peter making out in the bathroom and getting caught, thereby casting you out of the entire middle school rumor mill.
3. Don't hug Mike so hard on the last day of school. He'll end up thinking you like him and then liking you back and when you have to explain that you're really just friends, he'll flip out and break your N'SYNC CD in the cafeteria.
4. Don't smoke behind the gym. You'll get caught and suspended. Choose to go to Sydney's house and watch Dawson's Creek instead.
5. Don't tell your sister you hate her and wish she was dead. She'll throw a drug induced fit and try to kick the shit out of you.
6. Don't pretend to fall in love with Kasey. He's a dumbass and Charlie will treat you better. Besides, you're twelve. You don't know what love is.
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