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Hayward Mills
New Hampshire, USA
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REPORTS:
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Age 6
0. As soon as you can read this: ask Dad to by Satie and the soundtrack to 'On Her Majesties Secret Service'.Ê Listen to the song titled 'Try'.
Age 8
1. 3rd Grade:Ê In Mrs. Bowers class, exempt yourself from both the language arts and the geography assignment or you will miss recess again.
2. If you get an SNES use IGN and Elliott Hofe as references to find good games.
Age 10
3. 5th Grade:Ê You are playing the wrong instrument.Ê Play bass.Ê When you can afford one get a four stringed bass guitar.Ê After highschool, when you can afford one, get a six stringed bass guitar (your hands will be big enough by then).Ê Don't make fun of Scott Conolly.
Age 14
4. Get Mom & Dad to take you off the Baha'i children list.
5. Freshman Year:Ê When Sims lets everyone do what they want, paint comedy pictures from photographs using good paint (not what the school has) or practice using pen and ink (archival ink).Ê Borrow music from Tyler Thompson.
6 .Don't be mean to Joseph.Ê He is a good person.
7. Don't take the black shoes, Joseph needs them.
Age 18
8. College: Don't fall for the first girl you get to know, she is dating someone already, but doesn't like to call him her 'boyfriend'.Ê (This is why he always looks at you like he's setting something on fire with his mind.)
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