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Lyndeborough, New Hampshire USA
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ADVICE TO MICHELLE AT AGE 27
1. Stop being so vain. Buy the damn eyeglasses; they are not as cumbersome as you may think.
2. The pain does lessen after putting Dweebie to sleep, and the lesson learned will be invaluable.
3. You should pack your stuff up yourself before you move. Or your mother will do it for you. With a yard rake.
4. The Irish dude is married.
5. You may want to have those sleepwalking escapades checked out, or you will find yourself dressed in only a t-shirt, standing out in the front yard at two a.m., clutching a very pissed off cat. In December.
6. This would be a good year to stop making those Christmas ornaments featuring Gabby's picture with googly eyeballs.
7. Don't give up. Be patient. That little place in the woods is waiting for you too.
8. That spinning and agitation? Turns out there is mental illness running in the family. You will not sink, but you are in for a lot of dunking.
9. DO NOT STOP TO TURN INTO THE DAYCARE PARKING LOT ON THE MORNING OF JULY 27TH. THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY.
10. Cheer up; your days of wiping snot from the noses of a classroom full of five year olds are nearing an end.
11. Give your dad several pats on the back. Not everyone can quit cold turkey.
12. Wait for the third Dave. He is the one.
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