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Carly Kocurek
Austin, Texas USA
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Advice to Carly Kocurek at eighteen
1. Don' t worry about the history major. A second liberal arts major is completely useless, and you don' t want to take medieval history anyhow.
2. Live off campus sophomore year. Living in the dorms will just make you think that everyone looks at you weird when you go to the movies alone. For the record: everyone does look at you weird, but they' re not your real friends, anyhow. Also, the food sucks.
3. Don' t take that job in Dallas.
4. Just ignore your mother when she says she doesn' t like who you' re becoming. She doesn' t know you very well right now, and she' ll like you better when she realizes that. You' ll like her better, too.
5. Ask out John. He likes you, he' s just too chickenshit to do anything about it.
6. Apply to DJ your first semester at school. You' ll love it.
7. Forget about Jason. He' ll never love you.
8. You' re doing the right thing, taking your brother to that Ted Nugent concert. If you get a chance, take him to some more concerts, too. He' s growing up into someone amazing.
9. Start playing rugby.
10. Quit assuming that men don' t like you because you' re fat. The reason you don' t date is that you' re too afraid of everyone and never flirt.
11. Go ahead and dye your hair pink. It' s fun.
12. Make an appointment with a therapist. You aren' t happy, but you could be.
13. Don' t take Will to that formal. He sucks.
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