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Kelly
Minneapolis, Minnesota USA
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Advice to Kelly at Eighteen:
1- Stay in one place. You'll thank me later.
2- Try to hold off on sleeping with Craig. I promise it'll be the worst sex of your life. Also, he's not really a model.
3- Hitchhike home with Brodie, you'll want those Polaroids.
4- Don't move into the art commune. They're not actually artists.
5- Don't leave Peter alone in the basement. He won't be the same after.
6- Stop putting your money up your nose.
7- Don't move out of the Belmont house and leave Yoni with pancreantitis. You'll feel ashamed for years and the two of you will never speak again (as of yet).
8- Don't talk to Donato on the train to Seattle. I know it'll seem like poetry, but he'll destroy you.
9- At some point, learn to decipher between spontaneity and insanity. Turns out they're two very different things.
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