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Jennifer
Savannah, Georgia USA
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REPORTS:
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Advice to Jennifer at 22:
1- Keep crushes on professors to yourself.
Advice to Jennifer at 21:
2- Do not take your time considering buying the white coat on the internet. Buy it immediately because it will sell out of your size and you'll want for that coat until you die.
3- Do not stay up for three nights solid during finals. You will get pitting edema.
4- Do not cut bangs into your hair.
Advice to Jennifer at 20:
5- No matter how awesome a pair of heels are, it is always more attractive to be in blah shoes on a date than it is to limp and whine about your feet.
Advice to Jennifer at 18:
6- Consider the future. Get off the internet.
Advice to Jennifer at 17:
7- Don't tell your co-workers about that thing your ex-boyfriend did with another boy.
8- Don't eat cookies and vacuum at the same time.
Advice to Jennifer at 16:
9- When Gordy asks you out say yes. Get every last bit of contact information from him before you both move away. In the future he will be impossible to find with the internet alone and you'll think about him often.
Advice to Jennifer at 15:
10- Pay attention in algebra. One day you'll be an architect and will need to know those things.
11- When Saki moves away, do not tell him what you did with your best friend. He will misunderstand. Do not wait until his last hour in Georgia to kiss him for the first time. When writing letters to him, use a dictionary and proper punctuation else you'll read them in the future and will wince.
Advice to Jennifer at 14:
12- Make a recording of your Gran talking. In it, make sure she says "half and half" because nobody says it quite like she did.
Advice to Jennifer at 13:
13- Your hair is huge and puffy because it is curly and you brush it. Stop brushing your curls.
14- I know that you're under the impression that boys will like you if you are like a boy, but that's backwards. Boys like girls. Be like a girl.
Advice to Jennifer at 10:
15- Do not cut your hair. Even in flowery clothing, you will be mistaken for a boy.
Advice to Jennifer at 7:
16- I know it sucks being so poor, but in the end it will make you more creative than the average bear.
17- Don't let your little brother take the welfare peanut butter to boy scouts to make cookies. They will laugh at him.
18- When that cheerleader gives you something wrapped up in paper at that football game, don't toss it into the crowd like she's doing with the other ones, hold onto it. She gave it to you to keep, not to throw. Inside is a sub sandwich and you are going to cry if you realize that only after tossing it into the crowd because you are starving.
Advice to Jennifer at 6:
19- Do not stand on the teeter-totter. You will break your legs.
20- Don't put your finger inside of things just to see if it might get stuck. It will get stuck and you will cry when you mom pops it out.
21- Don't go behind that palmetto bush with the other kids.
22- You should kiss J.T on the day he accidentally makes your nose bleed.
23- Toads die when force fed bullion cubes.
Advice to Jennifer at 5:
24- Do not play piano by ear. Read the notes.
25- I know you're making a lot of art as it is, but make more. Try drawing something that's right in front of you. You'll find you're good at it.
26- Steal your favorite book from the library because you'll never find it again if you don't.
Advice to Jennifer at 4?:
27- Tell your mom what happened immediately so that it never happens to you again, or to anyone else.
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