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Jenn
Portland, Oregon USA
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Sage Advice to Jenn at Seventeen:
1 YOU ARE NOT FAT!!
2 Phish sucks. Don't go there. You are way too high maintenance to be a hippie. this is just a phase. Instead, Listen to that My Bloody Valentine CD more.
3 Smoking pot will not make you cool. You'll never ever like it anyway.
4 Don't lose your virginity to a guy named, Barefoot Jon. He'll just confuse you and it won't be good. wait. it's worth it.
5 Make more girlfriends, they will be more valuable than any boy you will like.
6 Don't go to college..right away. Instead use that money and year to travel Europe. It'll make you happier and more independent
7 DO NOT LET YOUR ASPIRING TATTOO ARTIST BOYFRIEND tattoo you!!!! you will regret them all!!!!
8 Be nicer to Mom, she's more sensitive than you think.
9 If a guy makes you feel insecure, let that be your guide. There are plenty of great guys out there, don't waste your time on the duds.
10 YOU ARE NOT FAT!!!
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