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Ray Irvin
Seattle, Washington USA
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Advice to Ray Irvin at age 21
1. When Gail comes over for spaghetti, trust your instincts. She wants to break things off, so let her.
2. Later in the fall, during rehearsal for an awful show, an awkward blue-eyed woman with a goofy smile, huge breasts, and long brown hair will come by and ask you whether you have any Italian in you. You'll say "No" and she'll say "Do you want some?"
3. It won't make any sense at all; unless of course she has an Italian strap-on; but eventually you'll appreciate her more than any other person. It's best you realize that at 21 than 31 because there are very few women who play Everquest, and even fewer who have bodies like porn stars and who so very enchantingly say "Fustrated."
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