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Ryan Hamilton
Brooklyn, New York USA
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Advice to Ryan Hamilton at 15
1. Do not see Forrest Gump with your mother.
2. Go out with Christine Dickerson when she asks you to. Why not?
3. Leave your mother's pantyhose alone. It will chafe, and she will find out.
4. Delete your history. She will find that out as well.
5. Start flossing immediately.
6. Mountain Dew is not an acceptable breakfast.
7. Stop telling people that you're a Deist.
8. Being into Phish doesn't mean what you think it means.
9. Zach Schneirov will move away soon. Do not lose touch with him.
10. You spend an awful lot of your time pretending to be a girl on the internet. I am not judging, but it will have an effect on your future relationships.
11. Starting learning how to string two sentences together. You don't want to wind up an engineer.
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