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Esmerelda
West Philadelphia, Pennsylania USA
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Esmerelda Age: 26
1. Don't take any shit from your boss.
2. Stop placing the weight of the world on your shoulders.
3. Sure, you can act like an adult but you will stew over not balling her out for years.
4. You will wake up irritated that you didn't make her cry.
5. On quiet drives home you will beat your fist against the steering wheel because you didn't inflict deep psychological wounds.
6. rip into her early and rip into her good.
7. Speak your mind to your friends. Pussyfooting around and being sensitive just lets them dig deeper holes.
8. Keep learning to Cook. The only escape for poor people is comforting and tasty food. You will be Poor! so keep learning about food. Focus on Bean, rice and potato dishes; they are cheapest.
9. Buy all of your business clothes in 2001-2003; After that things start moving to "Cute Tops" , 80's Shit , and Capris. You will be Miserable for years.
10. Your Parents are gonna make you get married - twice to the same man - once in front of a Pastor. Suck it up now because it's a hard pill to swallow.
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