Learning To Love You More

ASSIGNMENTS:

REPORTS:


To my darling, confused, 18-year-old self: 1-- For fuck's sake, do NOT take out those student loans. They will bite you in the ass and hard! If that means working for a year or two before school or maybe school part-time and working part-time, fine. Whatever happens, borrow as little money as humanly possible. 2-- I am only going to say this once: you are HOT, whehter you want to believe that or not! 3-- Use that bitchin' health insurace you still have through your mom and get your knees checked out by a good doctor. Also, exercise to strengthen them. Trust me on this; it is important. 4-- DO sign up for the circus arts class. Do NOT bother with tap dance. 5-- Please, baby-baby, please do NOT start smoking. NOT! WORTH! IT! 6-- You might consider looking up your biological mother sooner rather than later. There are some really important people you will miss out on spending time with if you wait too long. 7-- Do NOT take out that credit card with your friendly new bank. It, like the student loans, will bite you in the ass later. Learn to live on less instead; this will serve you well your whole life. 8-- When you meet that Tim guy, walk away. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200, and definitely do NOT go out with him. He is an aimless loser. Better yet: DATE no-one, but go out with whomever you like.