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Mariah Csepanyi
Long Beach, California USA
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Advice to Mariah Csepanyi at age 20:
1. Don't eat canned biscuits during the month of August.
2. However, If you do eat canned biscuits and the cardboard wrapping won't peel off... do not and I repeat... DO NOT use a knife to open the cardboard can of biscuits.
3. You didn't know this at the time, but apparently everyone knows you are supposed to whack the cardboard can of biscuits against the counter. Do this instead of using a knife.
4. This advice will save you from the following:
A. 10 stitches.
B. Returning from the hospital to find a punctured can of biscuits with biscuit dough overflowing all over the counter in you blood.
C. The embarrassment of explaining to others what you were doing when you cut yourself.
D. The inability to open bottles of water with your left hand.
E. A nasty scar
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