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Craig
Baltimore, Maryland USA
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Advice to Craig at age 17
1.) Stop hassling Kelly for intimacy. She has been good to you but its obvious you're not sexually compatible. You two should break up before college so you can pursue different women
2.) Hang out with your brother more. Brad is a good kid but he's lost right now. He needs direction and you could offer him that.
3.) Quit marching band! You had three good years but you need some freedom for next year in school.
4.) Go out and socialize more. You are finally breaking out of your shell. Show people how fucking charismatic you are. Do it!
5.) Drive cautiously. Your driving habits might catch up to you eventually boy.
6.) Find another job besides mowing lawns. No wonder you isolate yourself sometimes. You mow lawns all summer and don't see anyone.
7.) Don't mope! Call your friends and they will hang out with you.
8.) Maybe you should take a break from porn. I mean its good stuff but c'mon. Leave it alone for awhile.
9.) Smell the roses. College will come but senior year in high school is your chance to break loose a little. But don't loose focus in school. You're a good student and really bright.
10.) Fuck SAT's. They only measure a limited amount of aptitude. You will survive without amazing scores.
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