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Ashley
Chicago, Illinois USA
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Advice to Ashley at 23
1. DO NOT TAKE JESSE'S CAR TO WORK JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE TERRIBLY LATE...and if you're so stubborn that you ignore this advice (and I know you will), at least go straight home from work because if you try to get to that art gallery in the middle of bumblefrack Chicago you will get lost and disoriented, and crash into a brand new Infiniti. You will then discover that Jesse didn't have insurance on the car and have to pay up to $8000 in damages- money that you do not have. You will also get into a fight with Jesse an be terribly stressed out and poor until you finally pay the entire thing off.
2. Get with that boy at work, but break it off as soon as you've had sex with him twice. After that, there will be absolutely no need: No, he will not come around and act normal; and no, the sex will not EVER get ANY better.
3. Have sex with an older man. Have lots more (safe) sex in general. You're young, live it up.
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