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Arielle
New York, New York USA
Email Arielle
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Advice to Arielle at 18
1. Make art. dont just watch tv! use your talent, you have a lot and will later see you need to make up for all that lost time.
2. stop hanging around with that looser just because you feel sorry for his social awkwardness. and stop smoking weed just because he does. and stop being so awkward around his mother, she likes you.
3. read more. no, read tons. you missed out on the classics.
4. be confident and talk to people. especially older people, they can help you.
5. cut your hair, its too fucking long.
6. make the yearbook orange if you want to!
7. let matt pick you up for the prom, it will just be awkward for our parents to drive us.
8. dont start drinking coffe. you will never stop, ever and your teeth will become yellowish. that in combination with the smoking.
9. stay friends with julia. 10. dont let andrea and emily influence your decisions. they are bitches.
11. dont hang out with david krupnick. hes just a tool.
12. hang out in philadelphia, there is cool stuff going on in the city!
13. think about alternative politics.
14. dont hook up with greg. hes an asshole, really.
15. take more pictures of yourself. you'll have nothing to look back on.
16. dont become friends with those girls in college. they will ruin 3 good years of your life. and dont sleep with corey. its just a bad idea.
17. dont go out with mike for a year. waste of time.
18. dont offer to have sex with mike on the first date. take it slow and then you wont "fall in love" with him and then you wont waste that year.
19. dont play the role of flirty nice girl your whole life. be a fucking female cultural rebel.
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