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A.A.
San Antonio, Texas USA
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Advice to A.A. at Eighteen
1. You will fall in love with and eventually loose your virginity to Thomas who sits across from you in AP English. Try to smile at him once in a while. You don't know it, but his mother is dying.
2. Don't go to that party out at the Aguilar's land. Something bad will happen to Kim and Sara will wreck her car.
3. Eddie is weird and not very good looking. Go with him to the prom (he's fun to dance with), but when he asks you for anal sex on the second date, remember, don't cry, laugh.
4. Don't start drinking coffee. You won't be able to stop.
5. Just because Alexis wears Converse All Stars and has chin length hair does not mean he is a cool guy.
6. Jessica is not a bad person, but don't be content to live in her shadow. All the boys don't like her more than you, dumbass.
7. In mid-July be careful exiting the Taco Bell parking lot or you will total the best car you may ever own.
8. Learn Russian.
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