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Assignment #52
Write the phone call you wish you could have.

Chris Wetherell
San Francisco, California USA

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Faith in Numbers:
  
Numbers-cruncher: Hello. Thanks for calling Smythe-Bootley brokerage. Can I help you?
  
Me: 'Spose. The stock is up. A lot. How much if I sold?
  
Numbers-cruncher: [xxxxxxx some order of magnitude] US dollars.
  
Me: Okay.
  
Me: (pause)
  
Me: I'm not gonna do it.
  
Numbers-cruncher: Got faith, eh?
  
Me: I believe in the widget. Always have. There's very little to believe in out there. And this is real. Really real.
  
Numbers-cruncher: Of course, sir. You have a nice day.
  
Me: Thanks.