Learning To Love You More

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Me: Hello? Angelina Jolie: Hi, Kate, it's Angelina. Me: Excuse me? Angelina: Angelina Jolie. I'm a movie star. Many, many people care about me. Me: Oh...ok. Are you sure you aren't Katie? 'Cause you kind of sound like Katie. Angelina (sultry voice): No. I'm not Katie. Me: Wow. Yeah. Can't fake that. ... Me: I'm a little aroused right now. Angelina: I have that effect on people. Me: Oh, well. Um. OK. So...you were calling... Angelina: I just wanted to call and tell you that I think you are really cool and special and that I think your life is really meaningful. Me: Wow. Thank you. I really love external validation. Angelina: I know you do, Kate. Me: Well, I sort of have to go. Angelina: Oh, of course, right, I bet you are really busy. Me: Yeah, well. Thanks for calling! Bye! Angelina: Right. Bye!