Learning To Love You More
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Assignment #52
Write the phone call you wish you could have.

Jimmy Chen
San Francisco, California USA

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Me 29: Hello?
  
Me 35: Hey it's me.
  
Me 29: Louis?
  
Me 35: No, it's you 6 years from now. Me.
  
Me 29: Louis you bastard.
  
Me 35: No seriously, it's Me slash you.
  
Me 29: Okay whatever, what is it?
  
Me 35: I'm a little pissed at you.
  
Me 29: Pray tell.
  
Me 35: I have heart disease
  
Me 29: Oh crap. Sorry. Was it the pate?
  
Me 35: Yes.
  
Me 29: I knew it. I'll stop.
  
Me 35: Too late.
  
Me 29: Okay, then I'll eat some tonight.
  
Me 35: Oh yeah. Also, you're not getting laid.
  
Me 29: Not surprised.
  
Me 35: Yah.
  
Me 29: Okay then.
  
Me 35: Hey guess what?
  
Me 29: What?
  
Me 35: I never liked you.
  
Me 29: Memory is a story.
  
Me 35: Whatever dude.
  
Me 29: No seriously. Lose your history. I'm so boring. Get on with it.
  
Me 35: I'll try man.
  
Me 29: If you forget me, I'll try to not worry about you.
  
Me 35: Sounds like a plan.
  
Me 29: Great. Peace out.
  
Me 35: Likewise.