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Assignment #51
Describe what to do with your body when you die.

Baybury Smith
New York, New York USA

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Take my body up on strings and float me like a marionette above a large oak banquet table. The room should be large and dark (no windows please) and there should be massive red drapes hanging down somwhere, maybe in the corners. My friend Alexander will pre-record his voice in falsetto onto tape and imitate me in such a way: "My name is Baybury. I am still alive. I like to eat food. I like to drink beer and kiss the girls." (I will allow and encourage him to improv as much of it as possible.) If budget permits, supply cans of PBR and a cd player. Let the kids decide what music to play, but play the song, "Mother's Last Words to Her Son" by Washington Phillips at least once during the affair.