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Assignment #51
Describe what to do with your body when you die.

Bateman Furfur
Brampton, Ontario CANADA
  
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If I die I want my body donated to science. I DO NOT want any sort of casket, not even a pine box. A dead body does not deserve any special treatment, it's dead goshdarnit. Caskets are a waste of wood, trees, metal, time, varnish, money and probably a lot of other things I can't think of right now. I don't want any religious send-offs either because I don't believe in god.
I also think that all people should donate their body to science.
Maybe people can have a memorial ceremony if they want to. It doesn't matter, not very many people would show up. It's just too bad there aren't more people like me to appreciate me.