Learning To Love You More
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Assignment #42
List five events from 1984.

Carrie Vlcek
Rolling Meadows, Illinois USA

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1. My mom and dad conceived my little brother, thus permanently altering my sense of entitlement of their affection.
2. We got cable television - and so began the slow decline of my attention span.
3. The Chicago Bears were playing their historical season and my family gathered to celebrate every Sunday with pounds of junk food and endless enthusiasm - I now associate football with fond feelings for family, nostalgia, and cheese puffs.
4. My dog ate the right arm off my cabbage patch doll - I learned not to treat the handicapped as second-class citizens.
5. I learned to wipe my own butt - armed with this new skill - I was "independent" enough to enroll in preschool..and so began my career as an academic