Learning To Love You More
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Assignment #37
Write down a recent argument.

Brenda Battad
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania USA
  
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(Steph and X, two college freshmen, are making out. X starts kissing Steph's neck.)
STEPH: If you leave a mark there, I'm going to kill you.
X: (laughing) Okay.
(X continues going at Steph. Steph begins to look worried. She pushes him off, runs to the mirror, and turns on the light. She spins around and points at X.)
STEPH: YOUUUUUUUUUUU!
X: What?
STEPH: You left a mark!
X: (laughing) Are you serious?
STEPH: Yes!
X: Can I see it?
STEPH: No!
X: Wait...how did I give you this mark?
STEPH: I...I...I don't know! You know how! You're the one who gave it to me!
X: (pauses) Is that what you call a hickey?
STEPH: Yes!
X: What's a hickey?
STEPH: (points) This!
X: But what is it?
STEPH: (points) THIS!
X: Yeah, I know. But what is it?!
STEPH: I don't know! A bruise?
X: (giggling) I gave you a hickey!
STEPH: (throwing things, slapping, screaming) You tainted my beautiful, beautiful neck! (Pauses and takes a breath) You're on probation.