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Jeffry Bothe
Baltimore, Maryland USA
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this barely visable scar is eight years old. It was given to me by my best friend in highschool and mentor in debauchery, Tim, using one of those hard, slender, sharp, black-around-the-edges, over-cooked french fries from McDonalds. you know, the ones you always set aside and then trash cuz they are unedible (unless you are one of those weirdos who likes to eat the wierd stuff like those corrugated pickles or over cooked french fries). anyhoo, we was sitting in the McDonalds eating and one of those sinister clouds of mischief came over Tim as he looked behind me and said, "oh hey! isn't that such-and-such-hot-girl from school?" and when i turned around to look and see if it was indeed such-and-such-hot-girl-from-school, quick as a fox in one swift motion he up and cut my hand with that freaking french fry. who knows what the heck he was thinking but it hurt so bad! and i was bleeding and piiiiiissssed off. doubly so since there was no such-and-such-hot-girl-from-school comming through the door to console me. i don't remeber if i ever got back at Tim or how but knowing me i probably sulked about it for quite some time before getting over it. nowadays i just look at the scar and laugh and wish that I was as carefree and open as I was back in those days when McDonalds wasn't an evil thing that we are all 'sposda be against, just a slightly dangerous place to bring your delinquent friends.
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